The Anarcho-Communist States of The Communist North German Confederation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Ernst Thälmann with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.654 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzenhof Nord-Berlin. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong German economy, worth 140 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,881 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang. Crime is totally unknown. The Communist North German Confederation's national animal is the Ankylosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Leninism.

The Communist North German Confederation is ranked 219,595^th in the world and 78^th in Socialists for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.